Googlism

Blame the people on my side bar. My comments in parentheses.

ejay is working again (How'd you know?)
ejay is working again ok dudes? (Okay.)
ejay is having some problems with the servers not accepting the tracks that are uploaded because they are pretty full (I'm having problems with the servers, period.)
ejay is bringing music to your home (Really? Where?)
ejay is entitled to remove individual or all music titles from the internet at any given time (Be very afraid!)
ejay is easy to use (You betcha!)
ejay is fantastic (I like this site already.)
ejay is more popular in the UK than Germany (What can I say?)
ejay is a club machine (Eyng?)
ejay is right up your alley (Right up your alley!)
ejay is cute (I knew that.)
ejay is coming soon (Watch out.)
ejay is a fantastic way to go about it (I agree.)
ejay is set to revolutionize the world of mp3 as it releases its most comprehensive package to date (Kachink!)
ejay is the leading publisher of music software and provider of online music entertainment across europe (Kachink-chink!)
ejay is from the focus range and retails at only £9 (What the?!)
ejay is europe's leading interactive dance music brand (Yeah, baby!)
ejay is a range of revolutionary music software from fasttrack that allows you to easily create tomorrow's tunes today (I'm into music a lot, eh?)
ejay is part of the empire interactive plc network (What's that?)
ejay is a splendid piece of music making (Well...)
ejay is proud to present its latest (Go on...)
ejay is the highly acclaimed music software for pc that allows you to create and mix your own tunes (I see where this is going.)
ejay is director gold (But of course!)
ejay is a fantastic and fun way to make music for those of you without any music knowledge (And if you call in the next 10 minutes...)
ejay is a good singer but he just wasn't the american idol (Ouch.)
ejay is a well constructed (A well constructed what?)
ejay is a trademark of pxd musicsoft (Uh...no.)
ejay is an 'instant music' software company (The plot thickens.)
ejay is just one of many similar products made by voyetra turtle beach (That's a stupid brand name.)
ejay is a long established local company (Maybe someday.)
ejay is feature (Feature what? Feature Ferfect? Nyahahaha.)
ejay is called "gung" but 'mix' files are interchangeable between the versions (World Peace.)
ejay is playing a song? (Believe it.)
ejay is no use (Shut up!)
ejay is turning the dance music world on its head with its ground (That's some messed up ground.)
ejay is so easy to use (I'm just friendly.)
ejay is a self (And you are?)
ejay is an exciting way of composing music (Hurry while supplies last!)
ejay is one of the world’s leading providers of music software (I wish.)
ejay is that anyone can do it and the real fun is that you can inflict your abominations upon the whole world (We have a winner!)
ejay is a tough beast to tame but brian has this ugly monster cringing meekly at his feet (I'm gonna have to talk to Brian about this one.)
ejay is the ultimate dessert (Want a bite?)
ejay is a very popular series of 8 and 16 track composing/arranging studio software for the pc
ejay is a very popular 8 track composing/arranging studio tool for the pc (Okay! Okay!)
ejay is for you (Hoo ha!)
ejay is an example of my studio (Eyng?)
ejay is still fun to play with nonetheless (Nonetheless?!?)
ejay is an original music software program that delivers unlimited creativity with the utmost simplicity (Enough with the software crap already!)
ejay is the perfect software package for people with madd creativity in the brain (Remember: Madd Creativity!)
ejay is nationwide (I try my best.)
ejay is now an institution (Not yet.)
ejay is proud to present its latest offering in cutting (So I'm into cutting too, eh?)
ejay is such a happy guy (I'd like to believe I am.)
ejay is a virgo 5 (What's a Virgo 5?)
ejay is not "in" (What the? Of course, I'm "in"!)
ejay is the same thing as if you coloured a picture in a colouring book and claimed that you´re a great artist (There's a profound thought in there somewhere.)
ejay is tierisch geil (What's that?)
ejay is not expensive and can be purchased for less than $20 (I think I'm worth more than $20, thank you very much.)
ejay is in the final 10 (I'd like to thank my fans for their unending support.)
ejay is due for the pc in november and there are an impressive amount of features for it (It's already December.)
ejay is making these leashes available temporarily without rings but rather with a slip loop type assembly (Wow!)
ejay is fun (Well...)
ejay is a specialist music software company focusing on music creativity software and internet music tools (No, I'm not.)
ejay is a virtual recording studio and sequencer that lets you create and record your own hip hop mixes (I give up.)

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